I mentioned to scarlett that she still had a runny nose, she said “I’m not allergic to pollen because I smelled a flower and I didn’t achoo”
Scarlett was dancing while trying to put her to bed, When she finally got in bed, she was still dancing in the bed then sang “I DJ under my blanket.”
Leave it to jocelyn. . Someone standing right beside us speaking some other language , and she says in a loud voice.. I wish we were back in America. Lol I said we are, and she said well I can't understand half the things people are saying.
You gotta go pee? No, mom actually I’m full of air today.
Look there is that country guy (black shelton The voice). He looks mean, but when he is impressed with music he smiles, and when he isn’t impressed he looks like this (frowny face) and frowns.
Hey these are like Morgans pants with holes.. Morgans pants have holes.
Friday night 9:43PM.. I’m going to bed turn your TV down… Why are you going to bed so early? because it’s the weekend… Parents face = puzzled..
She tells me her tummy hurt, and she wants to lay down. I go do laundry, come up the steps see her in a bag of fretos.. I said I thought your tummy hurt? She says yeah, well fretos makes it feel better…
Look there is ms harry.. who is ms harry? Her as she point s. Oh well where is she from? Shes from Earth…
Scarlett had this box that she said was mom, and dads birthday presents… I really didn’y know what she did with that box until my oldest AMBER yelled.. Why is there my little pony’s in the fridge? Are you planning to cook them? …..
I Don't always boil eggs, but when I do... (Byron says dossechis) yup I just said that didn't I? even mothers says funny things
Scarlett do you know what to do in this game? Yeah, just play it.....
Dinosaur vitamin gummy were left on stove... Oops they melted. I got to get one for Scarlett she looks and says ... it's not a dinosaur anymore. .....
Mom we live on Earth -Scarlett.. What’s earth? Scalett says, Earth is what people.
We are all getting ready to go to the bacon festival and I go in to take a shower. Jocelyn pops in and says are you getting a shower so you can get really clean? Just so you can get really dirty and smell like bacon?
Mom you shouldn't be giving things to us, we should be giving things to you its almost mothers day.
I Don't love sponge Bob , I love you mom.
Scarlett colored a picture of strawberries growing on a tree. I said starwberries grown from the ground, and showed her a picture. She said well when strawberries get dirty you need to grow them from the tree.
Look my breath smells like rainbows.
I don't sleep in because I'm cool, I like to use my whole day.
I just told j grammy was born in the 60s... she looked at me puzzled and said you mean when the dinosaurs lived? I'm in the quiet dr office and busted out laughing.
Jocelyn plays minecraft with Byrons co workers son which also happens to be her friend from school on our personal server. Byron set it up so they can talk, and call each other while playing the game. She walks in to the kitchen a few minutes ago and crosses her arms, and says (as she stomps her right foot down) I don't understand, he hasn't called me all day... haha I can't stop laughing. I just looked at her. Poor girl lol
you said if I ate a piece of meatloaf I could be set free. LOL haha then she does it and says mom can you make this meatloaf again/? I siad why you only have 1 bite of it, she said yeah duh that means I like it
When Jocelyn was in 1st grade a little girl gave her a ring, and said she gave her the ring to be friends with her. When she came home that day I noticed Jocelyn had on a real diamond ring. Turns out the girl who gave her the ring when into her mother's jewelry box, and grabbed a bunch of rings to make new friends.
Airplane toots… the trail the plane leaves in the sky.
Was having trouble buttoning up her shorts, so she asks for help to which her dad was also having a little trouble. She looks at him, and says maybe I ate to much spaghetti.
I want a cheese grill for dinner
Dad why are you taking all the fur off the steps? (He is taking off the carpet)
Mom can I have a cheese grill? Sure. (Grilled cheese).
Mom who is the boogie man? Is he filled with boogies?
Made a snowman out of snow a few days old. The snowman had some dirt in it. Scarlett said that the snowman had bruises.
Scarlett just told me that when she grows up she wants to be a teacher, so when she grows up she will have to go to college for 4 days in order to be a teacher.
Scarlett got water in her eye while showering, I told her to stop complaining that she was 100% fine. She replied: I’m 99% fine.
Don't talk to Mom, She's nothing without her sandwich.
Scarlett has been trying to solve the rubric cube.. She just told us, I think they put the stickers in the wrong spots because I can't do this.
Can you eat a cloud?
In a stern voice, Scarlett finish eating your chicken.. no….. I'm good.
Scarlett was eating chicken, she looks up and do they kill real chickens for chicken? Dad said yes what do you think you have been eating this whole time? I dunno something called chicken Scarlett replys. After finishing her chicken she says… you know everything that dies goes to heaven.
Showing Jocelyn a slot machine game on the computer, she says what does BAR mean? Scarlett yells from in the kitchen “A BAR, IT’S WHERE YOU GET DRINKS” (9/7)
Mom, I really don’t want to rush you, but we haven’t done our valentine's day cards, and it’s in 2 days.
Made grilled pork chops for dinner. Jocelyn sat down, and said is this steak? No, it’s pork chops. OMG it’s so good I’m just going to call it white steak.
I bought toothpaste for Jocelyn and Scarlett. Scarlett tried to hide it at bed time while Jocelyn was telling her to give it back because she needed to brush her teeth. I yelled and told scarlett to give j the toothpaste that I bought it for them share. Scarlett starts crying yelling how it wasn't fair, and that she needed her own personal toothpaste. Jocelyn flattens the toothpaste bottle instead of rolling it up, and she didn't want to share toothpaste anymore.
Scarlett asked what was for dinner? So I told her, roasted pork, red skin mashed potatoes, and country green beans. REALLY MOM, DO YOU HAVE TO MAKE PROFESSIONAL DINNERS ALL THE TIME?